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Good Day, Zephyr Riders!

Please welcome Mister Graham Parke. He's brought with him today a curiously insane free read, Random Acts of Senseless Kindness. This super short novella takes place a couple months after his new release, No Hope For Gomez.

Enjoy Mister Parke's version of crazy but beware the possibility that it will seep into your brain and startle you into submission, or at least get you to buy his book. I very much enjoyed this dull witted short and encourage you to partake of the freebie (with a cup of hot coca, of course.)

Mister Parke may stop by to make sure I am not besmirching his name, so feel free to ask him some random and/or senseless questions in the comments.

Happy Reading! Miranda


Random Acts of
Senseless Kindness

by Graham Parke

21 page PDF ebook
Sequal short to No Hope for Gomez

Things start to spiral out of control for Gomez when he tries to win back his ex-girlfriend during a very strange New Year's Eve party.

Warning: Clinical studies have shown that reading this novelette is likely to make you more attractive to the opposite sex and elevate your random luck by about 9.5%
(These statements have not been evaluated by anyone of consequence!)

Excerpt:

Blog entry: Arrived at the store late, found a homeless guy sleeping in the doorway. Hicks was already inside but gave no indication he'd noticed. I nudged the homeless guy and asked, "How are you doing down there, fellow? You okay?"

The homeless guy grumbled something in his sleep.

"It's getting pretty cold," I said. "Don't you want to come inside?"

"Inside?" He coughed and opened his eyes.

I pointed out the store, not convinced he'd actually noticed where he'd crashed the night before. "This is my antiques store," I told him. "We've got the heating on inside, shame to waste it on just two people. And it looks like it might start to snow soon."

The homeless guy gave me a suspicious look. "You want me to come inside? With you?"

"Sure, if you'd like."

"Is that because you think that if I come inside with you, I'll let you touch me?"

"What? No!"

"Okay, because I can tell you right now, that's not gonna happen."

"Well, I suppose it is good to get those kinds of things clear beforehand. But no, I was just thinking you might enjoy the warmth, maybe a cup of cocoa."

"A cup of cocoa you say?" He scratched his stubble. "And you'll be charging me for this cup of cocoa?"

"No, the cocoa is free."

"I see. So, are you operating under the assumption that if I come inside with you, and I drink your free cocoa, that I will touch you?"

"What? No!"

"Okay, because I can tell you right now, that's not gonna happen either. Just because a guy is down on his luck, that doesn't mean he goes around touching people in exchange for cups of cocoa."

"I understand completely. And thanks again for pointing that out. But no, my friend and I noticed that you were sleeping in our doorway and, well, we'd like to invite you inside."

The homeless guy turned and peered through the window in the door. He made eye-contact with Hicks, who panicked and went looking for his broom. "That your friend?"

I followed his gaze. "Yeah, that's Hicks. He's a bit peculiar, but he's okay."

"I see." The homeless guy pulled on his collar. "And this friend of yours, will he be drinking cocoa also?"

"I suppose. I'm not entirely sure, but it seems likely."

"I see." The homeless guy considered this. "So," he said, after a long moment, "will this friend of yours be expecting me to touch him?"

"No! There is no touching involved in any of this!"

"Okay, calm down," the homeless guy said. "There's no need to get all homophobic!"

"I wasn't!"

"You sounded homophobic to me."

"Me? You're the one who can't stop talking about touching people!"

I noticed people stopping in the street to stare at us. This made me very uncomfortable.


Download this free pdf ebook: here

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About the Author


Graham Parke is responsible for a number of technical publications and has recently patented a self-folding map. He has been described as both a humanitarian and a pathological liar. Convincing evidence to support either allegation has yet to be produced.

No Hope for Gomez is his fiction debut:

No Hope for Gomez!

by Graham Parke

Boy meets girl.
Boy stalks girl.
Girl already has a stalker.
Boy becomes her stalker-stalker.


7 comments:

I picked this a few weeks ago, so funny!!

Dottie :)

LOL - Very Cool!

Intriguing...

Who can resist a warning like that? LOL!

Never read this one.... but I love the last part!
Hugs honey! Hope you had a great day and a better tomorrow!

Its a very quick read at only 30 minutes.

Thanks guys, glad you enjoyed this. And of course, I don't feel in any way responsible for the damage the novelette has undoubtedly done to your brains :)

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